audrey_horne

Inducted into The Amanda Project: 02.25.2009

About me

I can't imagine life without:
intrigue
I am completely indifferent to:
silence
I sometimes pretend to:
be an Endeavor student
The best breakfast is:
revenge. served cold. obvi.
My favorite Tuesday outfit:
whatever I was wearing Monday night at Arcadia.
Song stuck in my head:
Dance of the Dream Man
Who are you Haiku:
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The Truth

Do you fall in love easily?
nope
Do you believe in revenge?
I eat it for breakfast. Come on. Pay attention people.
Would you do something if you couldn't tell anyone?
yes
Should you really keep your friends close and your enemies closer?
yes
Do you find the need to clean your room before you do your homework?
what homework? daddy is rich.
Is Amanda telling the truth?
No
A secret is only a secret if no one knows.
True
The end justifies the means.
True
Stealing is always wrong.
False
Pink goes with everything.
False
Friendship is forever.
False
Amanda is still in Orion.
True
I know why Amanda came here.
True

Books

Best Book Quote:
“Chaos is come again.” - Othello to Iago
Book that changed my life:
Le Mur - Jean Paul Sartre
Best book I pretended to read, but didn't:
How to Make Friends and Influence People - Dale Carnegie
Wisest kids’ book:
The Giving Tree (Shel knew. If you give, they’ll just keep taking. I would’ve told the boy to buy his apple at the supermarket and leave me alone.)
Most thrilling read:
The Art of War - Sun Tzu
If Amanda were a character in a book, she'd be:
Voldemort

Music

Song lyric:
“The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a jaguar / Moneys the matter / If you’re in it for love you ain’t gonna get too far” - Maneater
Best song to dance to after a crappy day:
Fever - Peggy Lee
Song I love but would never tell anyone for fear of utter humiliation:
Like I’d tell you.
Most overrated song:
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
Best song to listen to right before you fall asleep:
Exit Music for a Film (Radiohead)
If Amanda had a theme song, it would be:
Laura Palmer’s Theme

Screens of all sorts

Best line:
“You beasts! But I’m not beaten yet. You’ve won the battle, but I’m about to win the wardrobe. My spotty puppy coat is in plain sight and leaving tracks. In a moment I’ll have what I came for, while all of you will end up as sausage meat, alone on some sad, plastic plate. Dead and meaty and red. No friends, no family, no pulse. Just slapped between two buns, smothered in onions, with fries on the side. Cruella De Vil has the last laugh!” - Cruella De Vil, 101 Dalmations
Best first date movie:
Cruel Intentions
Best pajama and ice cream viewing:
I prefer high heels and steaks.
Film I wish I could inhabit:
Heathers
Most amazing on-screen wardrobe:
Grease
If a biopic were made about Amanda she'd be played by:
Queen Bavmorda

My thoughts on Amanda

She’s also…
a freak, a complete fake, a loner, weird, bizarre, wild, crazy, creepy, totally psycho, totally hiding something, dangerous, can’t be trusted, a fake, a liar
Her own best work of fiction:
herself

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Latest Comments

  1. Thanks so much for making me COTW again! :)

  2. hows it going. i love ur profile pic. it inspired me to change mine

  3. Oh yes the haiku is pretty great...lo bettter than mie

  4. Your haiku's really cool. very creative =) I also like what you wrote for your breakfast.

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