baconsoap64
Inducted into The Amanda Project: 02.13.2010
About me
- I can't imagine life without:
- Manga
- I am completely indifferent to:
- the preppy side of things
- I sometimes pretend to:
- not notice the government cameras ;p
- The best breakfast is:
- cold pizza!!!!!!
- My favorite Tuesday outfit:
- old, worn out jeans, my FMA pocket watch, low-cut T with black psychedelia
- Song stuck in my head:
- Come sail away
- Who are you Haiku:
- I’m a nerd of sorts,
Never staying in one place,
No words to explain.
The Truth
- Do you fall in love easily?
- No.. i REALLY need to get to know someone first… unless, you know, they’re hot…
- Do you believe in revenge?
- oh HECK YES!
- Would you do something if you couldn't tell anyone?
- why do you even ask?
- Should you really keep your friends close and your enemies closer?
- i dont want my enimies close to me!!! its would be easyer for them to stivk a knife between my ribs!
- Do you find the need to clean your room before you do your homework?
- uh… homework… cleaning… No habla Español
- Is Amanda telling the truth?
- No
- A secret is only a secret if no one knows.
- False
- The end justifies the means.
- True
- Stealing is always wrong.
- False
- Pink goes with everything.
- False
- Friendship is forever.
- False
- Amanda is still in Orion.
- False
- I know why Amanda came here.
- True
Books
- Best Book Quote:
- well, i KNOW you wont read all of this… but , i love them so… ///////////////////////////////////////////////////// Ford: If you want to survive out here, you’ve got to know where your towel is. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////// The Book: In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has widely been considered as a bad move. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////// Ford: Didn’t you think it was strange I was trying to shake hands with a car? Arthur: I assumed you were drunk. Ford: I thought cars were the dominant lifeform. I was trying to introduce myself. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////// The Book: It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For instance, at the very moment that Arthur Dent said “I wouldn’t want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel,” a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried his words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant Galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle. The two opposing leaders, resplendent in their black jewelled battle shorts, were meeting for the last time, when, a dreadful silence fell, and, at that very moment, the words, “I wouldn’t want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel” drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in their native tongue, this was the most appalling insult imaginable, so the two opposing battle fleets decided to settle their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our galaxy, now positively identified as the source of the offending remark. For thousands of years the mighty starships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the planet Earth - where, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog. Those who study the complex interplay of cause and effect in the history of the Universe say that this sort of thing is going on all the time. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////// The Book: “The Babel fish,” said The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy quietly, “is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy not from its carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish. “Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindboggingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. “The argument goes something like this: ‘I refuse to prove that I exist,’ says God, ‘for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.’ “‘But,’ says Man, ‘The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.’ “‘Oh dear,’ says God, ‘I hadn’t thought of that,’ and promptly vanished in a puff of logic. “‘Oh, that was easy,’ says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////// The Book: It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a Sperm Whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet and since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell: The Whale: Ahhh! Woooh! What’s happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my… well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a… tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what’s this roaring sound, whooshing past what I’m suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I’m dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There’s an awful lot of that now isn’t it? And what’s this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ‘Ow’, ‘Ownge’, ‘Round’, ‘Ground’! That’s it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it’ll be friends with me? Hello Ground! The Book: And then there was a horrible splat. Curiously the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, ‘Oh no, not again.’ Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly *why* the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
- Book that changed my life:
- Hitchhickers guide to the galaxy.
- Best book I pretended to read, but didn't:
- um, pride and predudice
- Wisest kids’ book:
- the outsiders
- Most thrilling read:
- HArry Potter! all the way!
- If Amanda were a character in a book, she'd be:
- *ahem* isn’t she alre- *is shushed*
Music
- Song lyric:
- “Let it be”
- Best song to dance to after a crappy day:
- Any song by Hatsune Miku…
- Song I love but would never tell anyone for fear of utter humiliation:
- Numa Numa
- Most overrated song:
- Talor swift in general
- Best song to listen to right before you fall asleep:
- the World of Goo album.
- If Amanda had a theme song, it would be:
- Maybe I’m the one who is a Schizophrenic Psycho
Screens of all sorts
- Best line:
- GREAT GOOGLIE-MOOGLIE!
- Best first date movie:
- uh… idk… its always changing…
- Best pajama and ice cream viewing:
- late night Anime
- Film I wish I could inhabit:
- Fl/im TV show. House m.d.
- Most amazing on-screen wardrobe:
- any anime Gothic lolita (toooo cute!)
My thoughts on Amanda
- Amanda is…
- intense.
- She’s also…
- a freak, a complete fake, original, brilliant, affected, gifted, a loner, courageous, beautiful, weird, bizarre, wild, from another planet, crazy, amazing, hypnotic, totally psycho, for real, vintage fabulous, from another realm, dangerous, diabolical, my friend, my adventure, a fake, a liar
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