
OK. I want to find my mom more than anyone, but all of these theories are kind of starting to freak me out. I mean, she’s my MOM and we’re talking about her being in danger, being a secret agent, being Amanda’s mom, or being in any way connected to Thornhill (and I swear if anyone hints that it was romantic again, I’ll puke). I need to take a step way back from all of this and focus on one piece of the puzzle. Oh, and for the record, I blame 112% percent Mr. I-Love-Mr.Snuffles, aka HAL, for opening this Pandora’s box last week and posting without telling anyone. So we’re going back to the root of it all… the money.
There wasn’t a consensus last time Tackle the Text: The Case of the Mysterious Money about how Amanda got the dough. So Nia, Hal, and I took your ideas and combined what we knew about Amanda and have narrowed it down to three, $2500-dollar producing scenarios.
1. Amanda collected keys. Lots and lots of keys. Maybe one of them went to a safety deposit box that she kept and she generously gave me some of her savings? Of course this assumes she had some serious savings. I know people might say, “What if it was a key to someone else’s safety deposit box and Amanda broke in and stole the money,” but seriously—Amanda was no thief—and many of us agreed on that one. She was a lot of things, but criminal wasn’t one of them.
2. Amanda was always talking about her vintage shopping and how she’d come across crazy things at thrift stores or flea markets that were incredibly valuable. I always assumed she meant some kind of metaphorical worth that wasn’t really worth a dime, but maybe she was being literal. Could she have found Jackie Kennedy’s forgotten pillbox hat and sold it for a bajillion dollars?
3. Amanda was a superstar writer. (Um, helllloooo infamous exposes for our school paper The Spirit that got her in tons of trouble??) Maybe she wrote a masterpiece and sold it. Or maybe she landed a show in some gallery in New York for her collages or found object art, and some mysterious foreign tycoon bought up all the pieces in one fell swoop. We could definitely see that happening.
HELP. We have to solve this once and for all.
