
Your humble webmistress has been blown away by the torrential downpour of theories. THIS is what the The Amanda Project is all about. We’re working together to find out stuff about Amanda and the mysteries that surround her. I might have just shed a little tear of HTML happiness.
The freshmen have all been struck down by the plague of mandatory state standardized testing this week, so I’m all you’ve got. Mwahahaha. Between us chickens, I think a certain ninth grader who shall remain nameless has started to crack under the pressure. At least, I HOPE that’s why he’s started sleeping with Mr. Snuffles again.
Anywho, Callie asked me to tell you that her dad is DEFINITELY her dad—her mom would never cheat, but if this were some alternate universe and she did, it for sure wouldn’t be with Thornhill. Gross. (George Clooney or Harrison Ford…maybe.)
Speaking of Callie’s dad, I decided to pick up investigating Ursula’s disappearance where he…ahem…left off. When he got fired. Honestly, you should never send an old fart to do a kid’s job. Like SarahB, I thought it might be a good idea to look into why the Astro Raven Observatory closed. So I started to dig, just like Kenzi. Instead of protesters, though, I came across someone who actually wanted to get the observatory shut down.
An old article from The Colorado Gazette said that the observatory was forced to close after an unidentified employee tipped off authorities that the lab was planning to release information to the public on Project Omega. What’s Project Omega, you ask? Yes, I can hear you from here. It was a report that said a bunch of asteroids would hit the earth in 1989 and turn us all into pancakes. You’d think people would need to know about this right? Right. They would… if it were true. But the whistle-blower told the Feds that the data in Project Omega had been tampered with and there was really no danger of anything ever happening. Duh—we’re still here.
Get this: The weird thing is that this was the one and only article that I found mentioning anything about the observatory being anything less than God’s gift to science. So I’M thinking cover-up. I’M thinking that someone wanted to cause mass pandemonium and send everyone running for the hills. I’M thinking Ursula Leary was the one who squealed and I’m ALSO thinking that this could have something to do with her disappearance.
Then again, what do I know? I haven’t been offering bubble sacrifices to the scantron gods for the past week.
