What is your Animal Totem?
Question 1 of 8
Spring Fling is here. There is a God. Not because it’s a dance but because it signals the end of school. You’ve been babysitting overtime and saving your allowance money for good behavior—you’ve actually set a record for how many days you didn’t call your brother a complete and total tool—because you have to have a certain dress. (Mark Twain did say, after all, that “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”) You got the dress and all is well in the world. But when you show up at the dance, which is gloriously filled with state-of-the-art balloon arches, you notice that Heidi Bragg (witch) is wearing the same dress.