Zine: Alice, Down The…Toilet Hole? § The Amanda Project

Alice, Down The…Toilet Hole?

_**~Alice awoke, confused. She shook her head, and as the cobwebs cleared, realized she was in… the loo?! She glanced down and saw her dress was flipped up revealing her unmentionables! She shame-facedly pulled her blue nightgown over her bloomers.
_**~Alice was in shock. Why in the Good Lord’s name was she in the loo, lying down next to the chamber pot? And speaking of which, it didn’t smell so good…She proceeded to vomit into the pot.
_**~Getting up woozily, she rushed out the door, slipped through the back door, and into the woods to dump the contents. After doing so, she washed it out in the little brook. Glancing down at the chamber pot, she thought it looked strange, bottomless even. Her eyes must be deceiving her, Alice thought, but she leaned in to get a closer glimpse. her nose was almost touching the water and she thought she some light at the end and- bam!
_**~ Down, down, down, she swirled, a neverending flush. Then her head found metal, and she blacked out.
_**~Alice awoke confused. She shook her head, and as the cobwebs cleared, she realized she was in…the loo?! Some part of her said, this seems oddly familiar. But she ignored it, for there was an awful smell to attend to. ***************************************************************
Author’s note I think I combined a lot of time periods in this, so plz don’t mind it…for instance do they have toilets at the same time as bloomers? And time travelling?! But I’m too lazy to look it up so yeah =) Anyway just enjoy the odd yet awesome toilety goodness!

7 responses

2q2q1 08.14.2011

LOL Toilety Goodness
Black.Rose. 08.14.2011

Very. . . . .unique! LOVE IT!
Missparkles 08.15.2011

Toilety goodness, indeed xD. I really like this, it’s cute! :D Are you gonna continue? ^{please say yes}
shining*star 08.15.2011

makenzinicole(call u zini?) thx :) Missp hehe. no probably i’m not gonna continue it. Lol i was looking at all the names of the other stories, they’re stuff like Secrets invisible darkness and all these other similar names and then i have….alice down the toilet hole.
Lirl im mature! ps how did you do the teeny weeny letters!? is jealous
Missparkles 08.15.2011

Awww… but it’d be such an awesome story! And for the little text, put these ^ ^ on either side ^^.
Mary-Dee 08.16.2011

LIRLEHPOP, THIS ISH TOTALLY AWSHUM! xDDDDD.
shining*star 08.16.2011

^{ohmygawdthat’sawesome}