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REVENGE

Somedays i want to throw litte sisters out the window from the hightest building in the world. She wont leave you or your friends alone when you have a sleep over.

When you do your nails: she asks if she could to.

when you put makeup on: she wants to too

when you stay up late talking about boys you like, guess what: she stays up on the other side
of the closed door spying on you.

when you are on the phone she picks up the other one listening to you talk to your boyfriend. but that isnt just what my little thing you call a sister does. Last night when i had a sleepover, she stole all not just all of my nailpolish but callie (my friend i have) kristen, tiff, and amandas as well. Then thats not all, she splled soda on my new 47 dollar dress and stained it…i got in trouble for it too! But that still isnt all. do you know how i just saaid she took all our nail polish? well guess what when we were sleeping she splattered it all over my blankets! and kristens too! so the next night we got back at her. She too was having a sleepover with her whole class. except only 2 guys came. but one was tha guy she liked. so when she went tosleep, we pantsed her. she woke up and started yelling which woke up her friends (including the guys). but then we grabbed her pants and ran out with them including her blankets. you could hear her crying when we threw her pants out in the snow. and she had to get them herselfbecause she couldnt reach her shortsfolded on the shelf in the closet. So of course we got in trouble but i couldnt help laughing the whole time i was getting lectured.that is what i call sweet revenge!
NO PART TWO THIS TIME!

9 responses

jessicahuey 04.04.2010

I wish I had a sister. I am an only child. that was a pretty well planned prank. lol how old is she? :)
Coupe 04.05.2010

I have an 18 yearold sister and a 12year old sister- im in the middle :O. So I am the big sister who thinks her sister is a pain in the butt, but i was also the annoying little sis when i was younger. I would do anything for attention when my sister had friends over, i felt left out! But now i totally understend why my big sis was mad when i wanted her to “share her friend”. While i was reading this i was jabbing at the screen going, “Ha! i’m not the only one!”. But me, i forgive WAY to easy, it’s just my nature. So i don’t do anything that drastic but i do get revenge. Aaaaaannnndddd the big sister is always blamed in the end. It’s true. I wonder why the hek i still love my sisters, but i do.
Alexx 04.05.2010

Wow, anyone who has sister problems, I need some advice reaaaaal bad! Me and my sister always fight. I don’t know what it is, but we just do and I hate it but it never seems to effect her. You know in those movies where you see two sisters who are adults and they hate each others guts? Well when I was a kid, I thought that could never happen to me. I thought things would just settle down as we got older. But it hasnt and I dont want to end up like the ladies in those movies! I feel so alone. Can anyone help?
jessicahuey 04.05.2010

you guys are cool. u seem grateful to have sisters.Other people go through this. ur not alone.
Ray☺Ray08 04.05.2010

omg tht is so freakin funny i would love to do that to my little brother he always crushes on my friends i bring over!!!!
CookyC 04.05.2010

my one friend has a brother and he liked me once so he jumped on my back and i didn’t see him coming and kissed me. good thing it was on my cheek.nice prank too i feel like doing something evil to my sister alot.
paigeparker1 04.05.2010

im not a bad person but you know what your little sis deserved that she cant just do what ever she wants and get away with things like this im glade you did that to her. Also why didnt she get her shorts on the dresser. i hope she learned her lesson. finally could you write back to me i want to know if she ever messed with you again i want to her more stories!!
Bambi 04.07.2010

if u still have that dress i could probly fix it for you. i dezine my own clothes. in fact after i’m done writing this i’m going 2 go work on my 8th grade dance dress. so let me know. and if u haven’t washed it yet u should try Zout. it works great. it even got out this really big chocolate stain so i’m shore that it’ll get out soda.
stepit 04.09.2010

The reason she couldnt get any other shorts because the were too high in her closet…her friend tried to get them for her but she was sooo cold…it was hillarious.